Shut The Eff Up, Billy Corgan

Billy-050310.jpgRemember Billy Corgan? He banged Courtney Love, and he made one good album on his own about 15 years ago, then did pretty much nothing ever since. Oh, and he might have nailed Tila Tequila or something ... Yeah, that guy. Anyway, he seems to think he's one of the best musicians in the entire world, to which I say, HAHAHAHAHA no.

"Do I belong in the conversation about the best artists in the world? My answer is yes, I do," he says. "I've been too productive for too long, and despite what anybody wants to strip away from me, I am influential. I am. So all the Pitchforks in the world can try to strip me of every ounce of dignity, but I belong." (Source)

Ummmmm...sure you do. Also, "Two And A Half Men" is one of the greatest shows ever, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen was a cinematic classic, and Rob Schneider is this generation's Jack Nicholson. If I keep repeating it too myself, then it must be true!



5 Comments


hindulovegod said:

He wasn't in Nirvana; he was the frontman for Smashing Pumpkins. He did date Courtney Love though. Always been a douche.


Alison said:

Maybe he was the one in Nirvana that nobody cared about because... he wasn't even in Nirvana. Get your facts straight.


Jeremy Feist said:

Oh that's right, he just fucked Courtney Love...Oh well, that's what you get when you let someone who's as old as Nevermind write about Billy Corgan.


dr. pisaster said:

Okay, I don't know about "one of the greatest artists in the world" but Siamese Dream and Melancholy era Smashing Pumpkins was a seriously awesome band. And I feel old now knowing that you've probably never even heard the albums that were the soundtrack of my high school years, Jeremy.


Is Billy Corgan one of the best artists in the world? No. But was Smashing Pumpkins one of the best bands of the '90s? You bet your bippy. Get off my fucking lawn, kid.