So as it turns out, Miley Cyrus is currently banging the guy from her new movie, so of course she's making the rounds now and talking to Teen Vogue and all that crap and according to her, she and Liam are just soooooooo deep. Yeah, like a friggin' kiddie pool.

Miley on Liam: "I think we're both deeper than normal people -- what they think and how they feel. He's very grateful for what he has, but he doesn't let it go to his head. I'm like that too.

Liam on Miley: "Working with Miley was a lot easier than I thought it was going to be. From the first time we read, it was like I had known her before." (Source)

Oh who the hell are we kidding here, right? Miley Cyrus has about as many dimensions as a goddamn doodle in the margins of an F-Grade essay. If Miley Cyrus is actually deeper than you, then you might want to check your pulse because you may very well be a goddamn mannequin. Seriously Hollywood, stop letting Miley Cyrus do anything. You people are enablers.