Ryan Reynolds, despite rumours of marital troubles and despite being too goddamn sexy to be nailing one woman for the rest of his life, is reportedly still very much in love with Scarlet Johansson, or as I like to call her, Bitch Who Stole My Man. So much so that they're moving to New York City together...God I hate her.

"People have been saying that they are on the rocks because they haven't been spotted together recently, but that's only because they are both busy working," insists a source close to the Broadway beauty, adding that the two have agreed to be private about their relationship since it began in April 2007.

"She's been doing up to eight shows a week on Broadway, and he's been shooting the 'Green Lantern' in New Orleans. It's been tough, but they're making it through just fine." (Source)

Ugh, whatever Scarlett Johansson. Since when the hell are hot guys allowed to be monogamous? That is just cruel and unusual punishment. I'm pretty sure there's something about that in the Geneva Convention under the subsection of "Stupid Dumb Bitches Shouldn't Hog All The Good Ones".