Even though the entire universe was making fun of Lindsay Lohan for having cocaine spilling out of her damn shoes earlier this week, she for some reason took umbrage with George Lopez for it. Oh, and just so you know, it was baby powder, jerks.

"thanks for the childish comment regarding baby powder in my shoes to loosen up the leather* don't you have kids?" Lindsay tweeted. "U wouldn't wanna hear that about them, or would you? Act like a grown man, have some respect and dignity for yourself."

Naturally this turned into a twitter showdown, which inexplicably ended with Lindsay Lohan agreeing to appear on George Lopez's show next week.

Lopez responded by inviting Lindsay on his show to make her case. "@lindsaylohan you want me to stop talking about you I will .. Come and tell me .. To my face .. I'll stop !! Respectfully," he tweeted. "let's take this off twitter .. Come on the show .. I've met you before and don't have anything against you."

It looks like Lindsay took him up on his offer! "Here's the latest @lindsaylohan is scheduled to appear on Lopez Tonight next tuesday .. Chill !" Lopez tweeted. (Source)

I don't know when the last time Lindsay Lohan has actually made any kind of public appearance, so it's anybody's guess how many sheets to the wind she'll be. In other news, George Lopez is having the Best Week Ever®! It just goes to show: One day you can be the poor man's Carlos Mencia and the next you can possibly schedule a falling starlet's last television appearance before she OD's. I think that's what they refer to as the "American Dream."