R-Pattz Thinks His Fans Are Nucking Futs

By Jeremy Feist on March 3, 2010 Posted in: Jon Stewart, Robert Pattinson


So Robert Pattinson was on The Daily Show yesterday (yes, really) to promote his soon-to-suck movie Remember Me, and in between Jon Stewart's sheer awesomeness and the crowd of screaming 12-year-old girls/40-year-old moms to talk about how completely and totally fucking bonkers his fans are.

Robert said he'd had to keep his hotel a secret to avoid stalkers but since he was leaving New York that day he could reveal it. "It's the Mandarin," he said, after confusing it with the Mondrian in LA.

Stewart asked him how he navigates the throngs of fans when he goes out.

"You can just ignore it," Robert said. "It becomes part of your day." (Source)


While I may think Twilight is a fucking blight on western culture and that Stephanie Meyers desperately needs to stay as far away from the English language as humanely possible, I have to admit, Robert Pattinson is kind of endearing in a whole "Sweet but slobby" sort of way. Although it might just be the accent. Or the residual awesome coming off of Jon Stewart.

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k said:

i totally want to die for admitting this, but aside from Twilight idiocy, I can't turn my eyes away from this dude.

as retarted as Remember Me previews are, I don't change the channel when they come on...

March 7, 2010 4:36 PM

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