Here's the commercial Paris did for France's Be Magazine, which I'm guessing is like Cosmo in that it's full of useless advice, shitty clothes and dumbass celebrity interviews. Anyway, the commercial doesn't really have anything to do with the actual magazine and everything to do with Paris Hilton and some whore fighting over a purse that I can only assume contains Eightballs, Valtrex and Doug Reinhardt's dick. It makes a lot of sense though, considering that the average Paris Hilton fan couldn't read the back of a cereal box, much less a magazine. The less the commercial focuses on icky things like "words" or "intelligence," the better.