Remember all those MTV Spring Break shows from back in the day where a bunch of sluts and roid-ragers would yell at the camera for an hour while some douchebag MTV VJ would try desperately to say absolutely anything into the camera? Well, one of the producers from the show is telling-all, and he's got a story about Paris Hilton being a filthy hooker; Which, really, shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone here.

I wasn't there, but this is maybe the most famous MTV Spring Break story ever. Paris Hilton, again. One day, a wardrobe woman went back to one of the temporary tents that are set up around the stage. Paris Hilton was there, and she was on her hands and knees, taking it from behind from some rock star. I can't remember who. It was one of those late-'90s bands with one name and a bunch of bad goatees. Like, Fuel or something. Anyway, this woman walks in, and Paris raises her hand and says, "Busy." (Source)

First, can I just say how appropriate it is that Paris Hilton does it doggy-style? Up top, y'all. Second, who the hell are we kidding, right? This is probably one of the more dignified things she's ever done with her life. Christ, compared to "The Simple Life," this is like going around giving soup to the homeless. But we all know that will never happen because Paris Hilton is an awful person, and also because she doesn't have the cognitive functions necessary to ladle out chicken noodle soup.