Hey, remember that guy Puck from The Real World? Yeah me neither, because I never watched that show because I have these weird things called "dignity" and "a functioning brain." [Ed. note: HEY! I remember Puck!] [JF. note: Sorry!] Anyway, for those of you who do remember Puck, who was apparently a huge douche. Well it looks like he still is, because he got arrested last week on DUI charges after crashing his car. With his eight-year-old son inside.

Real World San Francisco star David "Puck" Rainey was arrested on charges of driving under the influence after he and his 8-year-old son were involved in a car crash, California Highway Patrol said.

"Due to a level to his level of intoxication, he was unable to negotiate a curve in the road way," Brian Pennings, a highway patrol spokesman, told TVGuide.com Wednesday. (Source)

You know, I complain about my dad sometimes, but usually it has nothing to do with the fact that he ran his car off the road after one too many mojitos while I was riding shot gun. No, normally it's just the usual parental stuff, and not the insane "someone call child services because this man is unfit to care for minors" stuff. Ugh, my dad is soooooo uncool like that.