Mila Kunis <3's Jason Segel's Dick

mila-kunis06.jpgMila Kunis was in GQ this month looking all sexy to promote her new movie, and went on the record to say that Jason Segel, her love interest in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" had a pretty decent pecker. This might make you feel bad for her boyfriend, until you realize she's dating Macaulay Culkin (Him?), and the less you know about Macaulay Culkin's dick, the better.

On her sense of humor:
"I love a good dick joke. Fart jokes. Poop jokes. They're hilarious. They never get old. But especially not a dick joke."

On playing opposite a nude Jason Segel in 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall':
"Look, I want it on the record, okay? It's a nice dick. Well proportioned. Handsome. I have nothing but good things to say about Jason Segel's penis." (Source)

To be honest, I think Jason Segel's dick is rather nice too. I mean, it's not like the guy has a Baynis, or his dick looks like an Easter ham. It's also nice because he doesn't go around saying it's 10 inches like some people when in fact it's probably like 8 inches TOPS, and even then I'm being generous...What were we talking about? Ah yes, Mila Kunis. I like her.