In light of Heidi Montag's unfunny Funny or Die video, and also in light of the fact that she has yet to fulfill the "or Die" section of her contract, here's Marion Cotillard's crack at it, which involves her sticking silicone boobs on her forehead to get men to look her in the freaking eyes already. Personally, I don't see what the big deal is; I love it when guys just stare at my ass constantly for no discernible reason. Mostly because men in general are dumb as shit and having them stare at my ass keeps them from actually opening their big stupid mouths around me, and in turn, it keeps me from mentally willing them into a coma. Truly a win-win situation for all involved.