For reasons completely beyond me, someone on Jerry Seinfeld's crappy new show "The Marriage Ref" decided it would be a totally great idea to bring in Madonna as one of the celebrity experts to judge other people's marital problems. Hey, Jerry, you know who would be a much better marriage counselor? Absolutely anyone else.

The show invites its panel of "experts" to help analyze real-life disputes between married couples, mostly for laughs. Host Tom Papa, aka The Marriage Ref, makes the final call.

In one case, Mindy Goldman was offering sexual favors to Alan, her husband of 28 years, if he would clean up their messy basement.

A good idea? "I think it's weird that she wants him to be clean so that they can be dirty," cracked Madonna. (Source)

No offense to Madonna here, but just in case you forgot, this is the same woman who dated JFK Jr. AND Sandra Bernhard. At the same time. While she was married to Sean Penn. And then she went on to date Jose Canseco and Dennis Rodman. Did you know on divorce forms, you can actually list "Because of that bitch Madonna" as a cause for separation? It's called the "Crazy Old Grandmother Who Eats Children" clause.