The weird thing about today's Weird Lady Gaga Outfit is that I remember wearing something eerily similar to what she's wearing. Mind you, I was playing a flower in the kindergarten play of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, so there's that. Also, am I the only one who notices the look of absolute ennui on her bodyguard's face? He probably never thought he would be spending all those years in Bodyguard School* so he could protect a girl dressed as a giant rose. That being said, she was at the MAC Viva Glam launch party to help raise awareness for HIV/AIDS, so you know, that's pretty kickass of her.

*That's a thing, right?