Kesha (Not Ke$ha) Is A Classy Broad
Pop Quiz! Someone on Twitter says that he likes your song. Do you:(A) Say thank you, maybe tell him you like one of his songs too.
(B) Throw in a little false modesty, tell all your friends you have a famous fan
(C) Call him a little bitch and ask him to show his racist dick
If you guessed C, congratulations! You are Kesha (not Ke$ha) and you are friggin' gross as hell.
Slow Clap. Well done, Ms. Kesha. Truly, you are the epitome of taste and elegance. Maybe tomorrow you can teach us all the best way to flash your cooze while picking yourself up out of your own puddle of puked up Bacardi Breezer, or how to give the bouncer a handy to let your 16-year-old cousin into the bar.Referring to her hit 'Tik Tok', John kicked off the cyber relationship by tweeting: "Dear Kesha, you have won me over with your tricks and charms and I must tell you I really like your song.
"Though I must add I tried brushing with a bottle of Jack and I chipped a tooth on the glass. Where might I remit an invoice?"
The 23-year-old singer soon responded to John's messages with her suggestive request.
She wrote: "dear john mayerrr. Don't be a little b***h wit ur chit chat. Just show me whur ur d**k's at. X [sic]" (Source)
Just recently she was quoted as saying she doesn't get wasted all the time and wears underwear and doesn't let her vagina hang out. Well, days after that quote came out she was photographed by the papparazi leaving a club in England (I believe) and getting into a vehicle and guess what? Her ass and vagina were hanging out and if she was wearing underwear they were invisible.
In her defense, those are lyrics to her newest single?
Yeah, those are lyrics. Appropriate ones, at that. The song is about a guy trying to get a girl into bed by being charming but she knows he's full of shit.
What do you think John Mayer was trying to do? Be friendly?
If everything you've posted on Mr. John is true, then he deservced it. Tool.
*deserved
Hmmmm...I'll be damned, those are the lyrics. Anyhoo, Jadine pretty much nailed it. It's not that I don't think John Mayer is a total doucheskeeze, but Ke$ha just seems to be on the fence about her sluttiness: She's making a profit off it, but she's looking down at people who are just as bad as she is. If you're a slut, own your sluttiness.
I absolutely agree about owning your sluttiness...
I mean, if you're gonna be a skeeze atleast be proud!
after all, those shiny-happy-people in the Valtrex commercials do look awfully excited to be sailing and riding bicycles outbreak-free.
well, he was bein a little bitch, she wants to fuck, if he wants to fuck then hes goin about it like a lil pussy i mean tryna be a gentleman is clearly not the way to get w kesha if u wanna smash wt her. n i dont even know y john mayer is even tryin anyways....
but if they both wanna fuck, theres no need for all that stupid little bitch talk just get tgther n fuck there both adults.....