So the new season of Dancing With Washed-Up Has-Beens No One Cares About is underway, and so far everyone on the show is getting along great and becoming super best friends and AHAHAHA! Just kidding. As it turns out, Kate Gosselin is being a gigantic C-U-Next-Tuesday and everyone hates her. Oh, and she's so awful that Johnny Weir decided not to be on the show because he didn't want to work with her.

Kate Gosselin is being a "total diva" on the set of "Dancing With the Stars" -- snubbing other contestants and behaving frostily to crew members, sources tell Page Six. The recently divorced mom of eight has been rehearsing for the ABC show, which starts its new season March 22. Her icy behavior also persuaded Olympic figure skater Johnny Weir to pull out of talks about being on the show because he didn't want to work alongside Gosselin. A "DWTS" source said, "Kate doesn't want anything to do with other contestants . . . While there's a lot of camaraderie among the crew and other stars including Pamela Anderson, Kate has set herself apart . . . She wants to be queen bee." (Source)

Oh who the hell are we kidding, the only reason Kate Gosselin is even on the show is so that she'll inevitably get into a bitchfit with someone and end up getting thrown off the show. It's called the Omarosa effect, and it's the only reason people still watch reality TV, despite it being total shit and an overall waste of valuable TV Time. Go ahead, prove me wrong.