Kate Gosselin Can't Dance; Isn't a Star



During a rehearsal clip on last night's "Dancing With the Washed-Up Losers," Kate Gosselin acted like a giant whiny baby because she sucks at dancing and forced her dancing partner Tony Dovolani to storm off, threatening to quit. Dovolani complained that "Nothing in dancing is natural to Kate" while Kate on the other hand, blamed his teaching methods. Right. It's the world-renowned dance instructor's fault, not the yokel from Berks County, PA with a "Winnie the Pooh" tattoo on her ankle. Well it's good to see she's back to doing what she's always done best, anyway. Not dancing, of course -- but belittling and undermining effeminate men. And since there's no paunchy Asian dudes with receding hairlines on the show fucking up the coupons, I guess the fruit in the vest will have to do.



6 Comments


redskin said:

She'd make a great prison matron.


redskin said:

She'd make a great prison matron.


Celeb Toast said:

i like kate.it's great to watch her on DWTS.i'll keep voting her.


JON GOSSELIN said:

WHAT A BITCH!!!SHE HONESTLY THINKS SHE'S SOMEONE OF IMPORTANCE!!! IT'S SO ENTERTAINING TO WATCH HER MAKE A FOOL OF HERSELF.


dwight bohler said:

u people don,t get it kate is a diamond in the rough. give her a little time shes a tanya hardin
dwight


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