Jessica Simpson is Gross

By Stacey on March 12, 2010 Posted in: Jessica Simpson
jessica031210.jpgYou know when you go to the dentist and you feel totally guilty when they ask if you've been flossing daily because you know you haven't? Well Jessica Simpson doesn't even brush her teeth. Top that!

"I don't brush my teeth," she told iheartradio Thursday. "No, really!" "I just use Listerine -- and sometimes I'll use my sweater," she claimed, bursting into laughter.

"I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful. Fine, maybe when I'm 60 I'll all, "ow!" (Source)

In other news, the only job worse than being Jessica Simpson's dental hygienist is Jessica Simpson's dry cleaner. "Goddammit! I didn't escape from North Korea to be getting plaque stains out of cashmere. I QUIT!"

More of Jessica Simpson outside of Letterman the other night:

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Steven Hatcher said:

Jessica Simpson...boy o boy, what can really be said, haha. I mean, in my opinion, she is so stupid that nothing she does or did will really surprise me. Your article is yet another testament to that.

May 4, 2010 6:20 PM