I know, I'm as shocked as you are here. So after breaking up with Jamie Kennedy, she released her new book, "The Day I Shot Cupid". And what better way to sell a book than with a pair of freakishly long legs. I mean HOLY CRAP, as much as we make fun of JLoHew for being generally crazycakes and kinda desperate in every sense of the word, the woman looks absolutely GORGEOUS here. Seriously, if it wasn't for the fact that she might break into your home dressed as a French Maid, then burst into tears while boiling your pets alive, she might even be some primo marriage material.