Jennifer Love Hewitt's new book comes out today, The Day I Shot Cupid: Hello, My Name Is Jennifer Love Hewitt and I'm a Love-aholic -- no really, it's REALLY called that -- and she gave an interview to USA Today about what a loser she is. That's what I got out of it, anyway.

Q: Your book is coming out at the same time that the breakup of your year-long relationship with Kennedy is in the news. What's that like?

A: It's not the ideal situation, but the thing I'm really happy about is that I never say in the book that I know how to find perfect love or how to be in the perfect relationship. I'm thrust back into the dating world as the book is coming out, so I feel more than ever that people will know I'm kind of with them in the trenches.

Q: How does it feel to be single again?

A: It's what life handed me, and I'm OK with it. I know wholeheartedly that I'm a really good partner. I think I'm a really good girlfriend, and I think that I could be a really good wife. I know that I love being able to give my love out to someone. I know there is somebody great out there for me.

Jesus. She sounds like a walking Match.com commercial. Which incidentally, wouldn't be such a bad idea for her. It sounds like the most logical step between "getting dumped Jamie Kennedy" and "owning no less than a dozen cats" anyway. And who knows, maybe she just might find her special someone! Oh, ha ha ha. I can't even type that with a straight face.