So Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen got married last week, and neither Stacey or I bothered covering it because weddings are totally goddamn boring, but details are leaking now and it's a REALLY slow news day (I mean painfully slow), so now we're gonna talk about their private, intimate wedding that was only attended by six guests. Incidentally, that's the exact number of people who thought Bruno was actually funny.

And those six had to move quickly. In an effort to keep the celebration quiet, the bride and groom gave their loved ones "very little notice" ahead of the nuptials, according to Australia's WHO magazine.

In an interview a year ago, Fisher revealed her yearning for a private ceremony. "It's very important to me to have a beautiful ritual celebrated with my family and friends," she said. "And when you are in the public eye, to keep that private and to make it happen without it being really visible is really difficult." (Source)

Awwww, it's just like the fairy tale wedding I used to act out with my Beanie Babies (What? I grew up in the 90's.) Only I didn't sell the story to some random Australian rag. And I can't get legally married in most countries. And my Beanie Baby husband ended up cheating on me with a Furby. I guess what I'm trying to say is, never get married, it'll ruin your entire life.