Heidi Montag Still Thinks She's Somebody
Heidi Montag and her butchered face showed up to a "Hills" photoshoot over the weekend with a team of bodyguards (pictured above, via her Facebook page) and generally acted like a huge, jackassy diva the entire time because she doesn't fully grasp that her 15 minutes is nearly up. Aww, how precious.PerezHilton.com reported earlier Monday that Montag, 23, showed up with four bodyguards and "Audrina [Patridge], Kristin [Cavallari], Stephanie [Pratt] and Lo [Bosworth] were all shocked." She then "refused to take part in a group shot, even though she had agreed to it beforehand." (MTV will Photoshop her in later, it was reported.)
When asked about her behavior, a source tells Us she replied, "I'm a movie star now!" (She just finished filming her cameo on Just Go With It, which stars Jennifer Aniston.) (Source)
Congratulations Heidi. She had a cameo in an Adam Sandler movie as herself, which puts her up there with other hallowed institutions of film such as Bob Barker. You should have seen the way the fame went to Bob Barker's head. I heard that after Happy Gilmore, if his Metamucil wasn't served at exactly 72 degrees he'd throw it back in your face. True story.
Well, Heidi is somebody. She is somebody that is vapid,useless, ridiculous, stupid, fame hungry, vain, talentless, empty, delusional and represents everything that is wrong with popular culture.
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too."