Oh God, remember when reporting about Heidi and Spencer was fun because they were both really, really stupid and it felt really good to laugh at their pain? Well I think we might be back on the right track here, because the dual-headed cerberus that is Speidi have announced that they've given themselves "Indian Names", which is only slightly ahead of your old, crotchety Grandpa calling black people "coloreds" on the list of "awkward, embarrassing and probably racist."

Heidi Montag has altered her identity yet again -- sans plastic surgery this time -- after she and Spencer Pratt decided to give themselves "true native-American names" in an effort to become more spiritual.

So ... goodbye Heidi and Spencer ... hello White Wolf and Running Bear, respectively. (Source)