Alright, so I know at this point that making fun of Paris Hilton's stupid ass is like fishing with dynamite in a barrel where all the fish are retarded and have Daddy issues, but whatever, it's a slow news day, so here's a story about Paris Hilton getting pulled over by the cops for driving in a lane designated for cyclists. All together now: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

PARIS HILTON found herself in trouble with police on Tuesday (02Mar10) when she was pulled over by California authorities for driving in a bicycle lane.

The socialite was spotted attempting to overtake slower cars in her Sports Utility Vehicle (SUV) on Santa Monica Boulevard by cutting into the specialised lane.

But her impatience caught the eye of local Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies, who pulled the star over for questioning. (Source)

If anything, the only thing I find even remotely surprising about this is the fact that someone let Paris Hilton around heavy machinery. Reckless endangerment of civilians? Of course. A complete lack of knowledge for basic road rules? Certainly. But the ability to actually control a motor vehicle without immediately dying in a fiery explosion? Well my mind has just been BLOWN.