How much must it suck to be Carrie Prejean's PR agent? She basically ran her name into the ground saying gay people were second-class citizens, badmouthed the Miss California pageant and had multiple sex tapes leaked, and you're expected to put a positive spin on that? The only way it could get worse is if she didn't pay you, which is (Surprise!) exactly what she did. Bitch.

The group -- A. Larry Ross Communications -- claims Prejean contacted them back in April, 2009 and logged "hundreds of hours" helping Prejean spread her "biblically correct" message.

But according to the lawsuit, filed earlier this month in Texas, Prejean's actions were the opposite of Christian -- because she never paid the $64,857 bill. (Source)

You know, it's so weird, but I really can't remember there being an 11th commandment that says "Thou shalt not pay the PR firm working to clean up your ruined image," though I guess Carrie must have found it in there somewhere. Evidently, she must have also found the 12th commandment, "Thou shalt be a holier-than-thou, self-righteous whore with big fake tits and a general disdain for everyone who is not you."