As it turns out, Lindsay Lohan really isn't a big fan of those E*Trade talking-baby commercials, because she's suing the company for $100 Million after they had the gall (THE GALL I SAY!) to air a commercial featuring a "milk-a-holic" baby named Lindsay. Because obviously, she is the only Lindsay who ever existed in the entire world, and the ad is obviously a personal attack on her.

Lohan's lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, said the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna.

"Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit," Ovadia said.

"They used the name Lindsay," Ovadia said. "They're using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn't they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody's talking about it and saying it's Lindsay Lohan." (Source)

First off, first name recognition? You wish bitch. Say what you will about Madonna and Oprah, at least they actually do something. And no, cocaine and tequila do not count as "something". And second, it's not like these ads have tarnished your reputation or anything. Know what Lindsay Lohan's last mainstream movie was? I Know Who Killed Me. Back in 2007. It grossed less than $10 Million and earned 8 Razzie awards, including Worst Actress for Lindsay. And then she spent the next 3 years drinking and snorting everything in arm's reach. Believe me, Lindsay has done WAY more to ruin her career then some crappy ad ever could.

Anyway, you can watch the ad after the jump and judge for yourself: