Yes I know, another post here I pour out about how much I love Gabourey Sidibe. What can I say? Gay guys love fat girls. It's science. Anyway, she was on the red carpet talking to Billy Bush (ugh, really? Him?) when she saw Gerard Butler and said, like so many others, that she would hit that. And then Gerard Butler wandered over to Gabbie and said, like so many others, that he would hit that. Why? Because Gabourey Sidibe is goddamn awesome. Anyone who says otherwise reeks of whiskey and sits on a throne of lies. They probably drink the blood of puppies and laugh at orphans or something too. Jerks.
I do all of those things and more. It's true. Jack Daniels is my God.
CURSES! I have to go watch some more Will Ferrel movies so that I may find more words to smite you with Soph. SMITE I SAY.
Haha, yes, please do come up with more material in which to smite me. PS, I love you very much, and your website. Kisses.
Aw crap, I'm not fat...does this mean you can't love me? Or is it just the lies and the whiskey that turn you off?