Fact: There is no goddamn end to Gabourey Sidibe's fierceness. This was demonstrated last night on the red carpet when she got pulled over by Ryan Seacrest (why do people continue to let this man exist?) and she described her dress as this:
If fashion was porn, this dress is the money shot. (Source)
That is GODDAMN RIGHT. While Ryan Seacrest was left blubbering and baffled on the sidelines by her sheer awesomeness, she continued to pose and vogue and sashay to her heart's content. The only way this could possibly get anymore awesome is if she grabbed Ryan Seacrest by his stupid tie, bitch-slapped him a couple more times, then strutted off into the sunset. Awesomesauce.
Here's more of the fiercy-hot fierceness that is Gabourey Sidibe at the Oscars:



I am still trying to figure out why everyone is so enamored with this person. She grosses me out.
YOU SMELL OF WHISKEY AND SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES!
She's large and--well, she's just large.