Because Lindsay Lohan can't file a $100 million lawsuit without Dina getting in some face time, she helpfully told the New York Post how her daughter cried to "mommy" after being so-called depicted in that E-Trade commercial.

"She said, 'Mommy, help me. This is wrong. How can they do this?' " Dina Lohan said of a tearful phone call with her 23-year-old daughter after the big game.

"They're little babies doing this, mocking another child who's just trying to survive Hollywood, basically," Dina Lohan said.

"I'm just basically glad I took a stand. I'm not going to let them do this to us anymore," Dina Lohan said of the "horrible" and "mean" ad. (Source)

Did Dina Lohan seriously just compare Lindsay Lohan to a tiny baby child? Unless she meant it in a broad, "there's a child inside all of us" kind of way, which I doubt. Either way, it's not E-Trade's fault that Lindsay Lohan's inner child coincidentally just happens to be a slutty, drunken baby.