It's official! Crazy Tits has finally figured out why you all hate her so much! It's because you're jealous, that's why! Apparently, Crazy Tits (who somehow wormed her way back onto Twitter) has decided the real reason you hate her is because you're jealous of ... Ummmm, whatever it is she has.

You hate me because you know I am right. You hate me because you want me to be a trainwreck, yet Im not. Im articulate & extremely savvy.

I get it U hate me cuz Im young, beautiful, smart, humble, yet at the same time I dont give a fuck what anyone thinks. You dont pay my bills

You think "WHY CAN SHE BE FAMOUS AND I CAN'T??" WHAT DOES SHE HAVE THAT I DONT?? well its because you want fame..I have purpose. (Source)

Last time I saw something as articulate, savvy, beautiful, smart and humble as Crazy Tits, I was wiping it off the bottom of my shoe against the sidewalk. It's kinda hard to say exactly what purpose this bitch has in the world, mostly because she probably lists "Stupid, Slutty Famewhore" under occupation on her taxes. Point is: Shut your stupid whore mouth forever, Crazy Tits.