Perez Hilton, who's pretty much made a career out of being completely unfunny to anyone with an IQ greater than their shoe size and for MS Painting jizz stains on celebrities' faces, is now in some sort of Twitter feud with Crazy Tits, who's made a career of having an IQ less than her shoe size and having actual jizz stains on her face. See what I did there?

Tequila, who recently started up a new Twitter account and was tweeting every few minutes Tuesday night, fired back about an hour later.

"Look at this hater Perez Hilton always talking s--t," she wrote, promoting her new celebrity gossip blog, tilatequilaomg.com. The website, which says it's under construction and launching soon, has the tagline "OMG of all media." Hilton has dubbed himself the "Queen of all media."

She added Hilton is the one who will be out of a job soon.

"Perez Hilton who? Bye bye bitch. You're so 2 thousand and late! I'm taking over now and all the insiders know it." (Source)

This is what I love about the internet: Everyone finally has the opportunity to express their opinion, even when their opinion is completely and totally full of crap. It also gives stupid whores the chance to achieve fame by essentially boning anyone with a Myspace account until someone offers you a reality TV deal. See girls? All it takes to get ahead is to be a poorly tattooed troll with an "Open!" sign over your vagina.