So apparently Chloe "Oh look at me, I have an UMLAUT in my name, aren't I just the greatest?" Sevigny was having a chat with Elle Magazine, where she said that finding a boyfriend is hard because men are intimidated by how famous she is. Right. And it has nothing to do with the fact that you look like The White Witch or that you gave Vincent Gallo a hummer in that one crappy movie.

The Brown Bunny actress suggested to Elle that her fame could be a problem when trying to get a boyfriend.

Sevigny said: "Men are intimidated by me.

"My friends say, 'You have to find someone more famous and successful than you, or someone who's so happy with their own life they can handle the attention you get." (Source)

Oh please, really? Alright, here's the thing: straight men are the easiest people in the entire world to please. Really. If you're an average looking chick and you show so much as a hint that you want to sleep with a dude, they will fucking come running. So either you need to try harder, or you're just really creepy and off-putting.