As you may know, Heidi and Spencer have recently taken a break from conventional Christianity to go New Age on everybody's asses. Yesterday Jerm posted a picture of Heidi Montag balancing her chakras and today I have ... This. Apparently a few days ago Spencer Pratt decided to put on his best boardwalk T-shirt-stand tie-dye shirt with virtually no product in his hair whatsoever and go parading around in front of his house wearing a bunch of crappy bracelets and necklaces that he probably also got from that stand on the boardwalk and shoving some crystals in the paparazzi's face. Right, I'm sure that'll go just fine with the big guy upstairs. Like if there's anything Jesus possibly hates more than people that believe in the healing power of crystals it's people who walk slow in front of you on sidewalks or old ladies who pay with checks at the grocery store. That's right, Nana. You're going to hell.