Tila Tequila was rushed to the hospital last night because she "dented" her head. You know, I would be perfectly fine with that one sentence of comedic brilliance covering the story, but here's more from Us Weekly:

The reality star, who claims to be pregnant, wrote on Twitter, "I slammed my head into the wall and heard the back of my skull crack. There's a dent in it now!"

She then compared herself to Natasha Richardson, who died last March from a brain hemorrhage after falling while skiing.

"I should call the ambulance just in case? like that one actress that died cuz she hit her head & thought she was ok but died later..pray 4 me," she wrote. A few minutes later: "Ambulance on the way to my house. I could have a brain concussion and die in a few hours." (Source)

I knew Tila Tequila wasn't really going to die, because if Tila Tequila was going to die from denting her head I would assume that it would naturally have to happen on Christmas and not Valentine's Day. Oh, but please Santa! We've been so good this year!

* LOL