On the list of people who should really not judge a karaoke contest full of teenagers, right above Roman Polanski, is Howard Stern. But obviously, I'm not a FOX executive, because Howard Stern is actually seriously being considered as a replacement for Simon Cowell because FOX executives are stupidheads who wouldn't know a good idea if it sprayed them in the face with lighter fluid...*cough*ArrestedDevelopment*cough*

"They'd have to pay me a ton of dough because I already make a ton of dough," Stern said on Monday. That wasn't all he said, though it was probably the least offensive thing that came out of his mouth...

[...] Howard proved just how nasty he could be on the air Monday, claiming he would "tase" Ellen DeGeneres if she does that "dumb dance" she does on her show, and "smack Randy Jackson's belly every time he opens his dopey mouth." (Source)

To be honest with you, I've never found Howard Stern to be so much offensive as he was just, well, kinda boring. Let's face it, everything he did, George Carlin already did. The only difference is that George Carlin is actually funny, whereas Howard Stern just looks like Carrot Top with a bad dye job. Hell, you might as well just dig up the corpse of George Carlin and sit him where Howard Stern would have; at least he'd be more lively than him.