Despite rumors that she might get her very own MTV "Bachelor"-type dating show, "Jersey Shore's" Snooki has stepped out with a new boyfriend, Emilio Antonio, seen together (above) at LaGuardia Airport last night. Wait, seriously? Emilio Antonio? Is that really a real name?

"He's actually a body builder and works at the gym," she said. "I am really excited to like show the public who he is.

"He is freaking banging. We're the sexiest couple I have ever seen in my entire life so I am excited for everybody to see that." (Source)

Snooki's new boyfriend looks kind of like Jensen Ackles from "Supernatural," if Jensen Ackles was covered in spray tan and Ed Hardy and stood less than five feet tall. Seriously that guy is barely taller than Snooki and Snooki herself is only about three garlic knots high (three and a half in heels). It just goes to show, there's someone out there for everyone. Together, these two look like a (relatively) normal couple whereas apart they just look like refugee wee people from the Island of Calzonia.