Here's the trailer for The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, which means you now have to read the book before the movie comes out. (Pajiba)

I'm not sure why, but seeing Jennifer Love Hewitt alone on Valentine's Day in a big, frumpy heart sweater ordering take-out tacos just makes me a sad panda. (Yeeeah!)

As much as I love Oprah, the poor woman needs to stay as far away as humanely possible from sports. (The Blemish)

Ben Madden and Nicole Richie are finally engaged after having two children. (Seriously? OMG!)

So Family Guy made fun of Sarah Palin, and Sarah Palin shot back on Facebook, and the current state of political discourse sinks ever further. (Celebitchy)

Ew, gag. Here's another of the "sexy" Snooki pics and it's kinda NSF your lunch. (BricksandStones)

Avatar + Twilight = Oh the hell with it, I give up on humanity. I don't care anymore. (Agent Bedhead)

Actually, no, this makes me give up on humanity: Here's Garfield's slutty cat girlfriend. (POTP)

Oh, and how's this for a bile chaser: Here's Paris Hilton in a bikini on vacation. There is no God. (Evil Beet)