Normally I'd use any excuse to post a Jon Hamm pic, but the fact that you can actually see his schlong through his jeans is just icing on the cake here. (CelebSmack)

Here are the best buddy cop movies. (Pajiba)

Hey, remember how Brad and Angelina were breaking up and stuff? Yeah, not so much. (Yeeeah!)

Ha ha, JLo's record label dropped her gigantic, washed up ass. (The Blemish)

Remember back when Antonio Banderas was hot? Well get ready to completely ruin those memories. (Seriously? OMG!)

You know, part of me thinks that Matthew Goode is kind of an asshole for bashing his own movies, but on the other hand, I paid good money to see Leap Year, so hearing him rip it makes me feel a bit better. (Celebitchy)

I've always had a bit of a thing for Luke Wilson, so maybe I just can't see how he's all that fat now. (Celebslam)

I don't know what's sadder: The fact that they're making a sequel to Curious George or the fact that Matt Lauer actually agreed to be in it. (HollyWire)

Here's Lindsay Lohan looking slightly less haggard than usual. (usemycomputer)

Gosh, I wonder what this huge cactus in front of Jeff Briges' crotch represents? (popbytes)

Chris Brown went on the record to talk about Tiger Woods and of course he made it all about himself. (Evil Beet)