Alexander McQueen took his own life this morning. Our condolences to his friends and families. (Yeeeah!)

And Alec Baldwin may have tried to kill himself following an argument with his daughter. This is a sad day. (The Blemish)

Okay, kinda random, but Ashton Kutcher and Rainbow Killer are playing professional killers in a new movie. Ummmmm...what? (Pajiba)

And now, a propos of nothing, here's the trailer for a movie called (and I swear to God, this is true,) Scream of the Bikini. Good job, Hollywood. (Seriously? OMG!)

So you know who turned out to be kind of a total bitch? Bar Refaeli. (Celebitchy)

Here's Taylor Swift in a skimpy bathing suit, and by "skimpy", I mean she looks like an Amish woman. (Celeb Jihad)

Gosh, Hugh Hefner is single? Be still my beating gag reflex. (BricksandStones)

I'm still not sure who Katie Price is, all I know is I want her dead in the most drawn out and painful fashion imaginable. (Agent Bedhead)

Alright, fun fact: I'm only one year and six days older than Taylor Lautner and I still felt weird that I found him attractive, but now it's okay because he's legal. *Phew* (POTP)

Oh isn't this nice, Kate Hudson found another man to completely ruin with her vagina. Seriously, I'm pretty sure the woman is cursed. (Evil Beet)