The Oscar Nominations are out, and it's a race between The Hurt Locker and Dances With Smurfs. (Pajiba)

Christina Hendricks massive, glorious boobies. That's really all you need to know about this one. Also, (oYo) (Yeeeah!)

Why is Lady Gaga's head being attacked by a chandelier? (The Blemish)

Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor share an intimate publicity moment for their new movie. (Seriously? OMG!)

Someone caught Jeremy Renner's face the moment he found out he got a nomination for Best Actor, and it's kinda totally adorable. (Celebitchy)

Holy Crap, Hayden Panebananafofanna is dating a man who is SIX AND A HALF FEET TALL. (BricksandStones)

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is in a trademark battle with his porn-company owning brother because of course he is. (Agent Bedhead)

Hey kids, do you want to dress your kid like a child prostitute? Well good news! Because Noah Cyrus is coming out with a clothing line! (POTP)