I totally missed out on this yesterday, but here's a list of the Best Female Action Heroes. (Pajiba)

I have to admit to a gigantic crush on Channing Tatum, even if he does make awful movies. But come on, he used to be a stripper! (Yeeeah!)

You know, even though his band broke up, it's nice to know that Lia Gallagher is still a gigantic asshole. (The Blemish)

Oh holy crap, Shiloh Pitt-Jolie in a little Monkey cap is the most adorable thing EVER. (Seriously? OMG!)

Did you know Johnny Weir is so fierce, he actually has smaller fierce gay men circling around him? True story. (Celebitchy)

Pamela Anderson peddling Eau de Skank at Sears? HAHAHA! It's funny because she sucks. (Celebslam)

So Heidi Montag tried her hand at writing a poem for Spencer Pratt again, and *Spoiler Alert* she tries to rhyme "Valentine's Day" with "everyday." (HollyWire)

So the nominees for The Kids Choice Awards are out and...well, you might want to pray for our future. (CelebSmack)

Here's Penelope Cruz at the Goya Film Awards. (usemycomputer)

Only two more months until Glee is back on the air? Goddammit, that is to friggin' long! (popbytes)

So as it turns out, it might have been Kim Basinger who tipped off the paparazzi about Alec Baldwin's overdose, and to be honest, I kinda dig her for it. (Evil Beet)