Do the Oscars Matter? Well, here's a piece about why they are! (Pajiba)

Don't know who Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is? Me neither, but here she is in a bikini!(Yeeeah!)

Even Jessica Simpson's best gay friend is not immune to the power of her bazoongas. (The Blemish)

Jennifer Love Hewitt continues her "Oh God Wow Is This Ever Sad" Tour '10 with...This. (Seriously? OMG!)

Behold, the most "WTF?" moments of the Olympics, and of course it all revolves around ice skating. (Celebitchy)

Hayden Pannelongfuckingname got her some big ol' silicone funsacks. (Celebslam)

Padma Lakshmi, the hottest thing to come to porn since Robert Irvine, had her baby! (HollyWire)

Remember that guy who played Boner in "Growing Pains?" Yeah, he went missing. (CelebSmack)

Here's Avril Lavigne filming a crappy video for her upcoming crappy song. (usemycomputer)

Wanna see Tila Tequila butcher Madonna's Like A Virgin? No you don't, but at least you can laugh at her stupid ass. (Allie Is Wired)

Oh God, would someone PLEASE get Lindsay Lohan to a freaking nunnery already? (Evil Beet)