Is Tracy Morgan the next Will Ferrell? Seriously, like you even need to ask. (Pajiba)

Lindsay Lohan's lips are real? Yeah, and I'm sober right now. (Yeeeah!)

Jpn Gosselin is broke, so he's suddenly not opposed anymore to having his children filmed for television. (Evil Beet)

And in other fake celebrity body parts news, Michael Jackson's entire face was apparently drawn on in effing crayon. (The Blemish)

And now in REAL celebrity body parts news, HOLY CRAP Sade has not aged in, like, 25 years. (Celebitchy)

Sarah Jessica Parker will cut a bitch if they don't use her full name. (Seriously? OMG!)

Carrie Prejean is getting opposite marriage. Hey, good for her. Enjoy the rights you're depriving from others, ya friggin' wench. (Celebslam)

Ever wanted to watch the cast of Jersey Shore drop through trap doors while answering trivia questions on The Ellen Degeneres Show? Well here you go. (HollyWire)

And now for something completely different, here's Rihanna riding a mechanical bull to the tune of Kings of Leon's "Sex On Fire." (CelebSmack)

Here's Jessica Biel at the premiere of Valentine's Day. (usemycomputer)

Nice to see that Star Magazine continues to be the epitome of pure class. (popbytes)

I honest to God hate Justin Bieber, which is why this makes me laugh. (Celeb Jihad)