Kate Winslet keeps her Oscar on the toilet, as opposed to James Cameron whose movies just belong in the toilet. (Agent Bedhead)

Here's a review Roman Polanski's Ghost Writer, which is...Ummmmm, touchy. (Pajiba)

Poor Whitney's voice CRACKed during concert and proceeded to BLOW her performance, but hopefully she'll ROCK it next time. Meth. (Yeeeah!)

Lindsay Lohan was surprised about her love of women. Also surprising: How quickly she could run her career into the ground. (The Blemish)

Just because I can, here's a video of Ricky Gervais on The Daily Show, and it is Fuh. Naw. Min. Ul. (Seriously? OMG!)

Here's Lady Gaga wearing a strap-on on the cover of Q Magazine. Time to start up the hermaphrodite rumours! (Celebitchy)

Oh F*ck YES, Betty White is gonna host SNL! WOOOOOOOO! (BricksandStones)

Aw hells to the YEAH, Glee is going to be performing at the White House! (POTP)

Bristol Palin is going to be on TV, because...Ummmmm, why is she gonna be on TV again? (Evil Beet)