Shut Up, PETA: Episode 1,000,000,000
After Jessica Simpson's dog got carried off by Coyotes last fall, Jessica is considering getting a new pet and decided to look into getting a little baby piglet. Of course, this fulfills PETA's standard "Animal + Celebrity" quota, so now they're getting all pissy because how dare she have a pig as a pet! How DARE she!"I'm thinking about getting a pet pig," Simpson, 28, Tweeted. "Does this mean I'll have to give up pork?"
Update: PETA wasn't amused by Simpson's Tweet. A rep for the animal-rights group tells UsMagazine.com exclusively: "Pigs, who are smarter than dogs and every bit as sensitive to pain and stress, don't belong in Jessica's stomach or carted around as her latest accessory." (Source)
Ugh, God, really? Shut the eff up, PETA. I love animals as much as the next guy here, but everytime PETA opens its big stupid mouth all I want to do is go out and club myself a baby seal jacket, then go out and eat foie gras and veal just to piss them off. Honestly, at this point you could probably attribute about 95% of all cases of animal cruelty to people just wanting to get back at stupid PETA.
Excuse Me, you obviously don't understand much about this subject. Take in a few books books and try again. --- Britney is worth a thousand of you
Foie gras is the most amazing thing in the world. If I didn't think eating it every day would ruin me financially and digestively, I would.
That is all.
I'd love to pork Jessica. Check out that saucy smile.
Hi, I don't agree with everything in this write-up, but you do make some very good points. I'm very interested in this matter and I myself do alot of research as well. Either way it was a well thoughtout and nice read so I figured I would leave you a comment.