So remember back when Paris Hilton got robbed by that group of teenagers who were going around stealing from celebrities? Yeah, those were the good days. Well, as it turns out Paris didn't actually realize she was robbed for 2 entire fucking months after the fact.

Paris Hilton didn't notice she had been burgled for two months.

The socialite was targeted by the 'Bling Ring Gang' - a group of teenagers, who targeted the homes of the rich and famous - who stole her house keys from under her doormat outside her Los Angeles property but didn't realise until much later when the gang made a return raid, and making off with £1.2million worth of jewellery and valuables.

[The Robber, Nick Prugo] said: "Like, who would leave a door unlocked? Who would leave a lot of money lying around? Stupid." (Source)

HA! Wow, you know you're fucked when even the people who robbed your stupid ass are calling you out for having the IQ of a kumquat. To be fair though, doesn't everyone leave leave millions of dollars worth of jewelery lying around their house while the key to the front door is hidden in the most obvious place possible? Wait, they don't? And shit like that is fucking stupid? Huh, well I'll be damned.