So Paris went out shopping in Beverley Hills and blah blah blah what in the crap is she wearing? She looks like some slutty(er) Barbie after an all-nighter of cocaine, vodka and banging G.I. Joe and Stretch Armstrong. However, unlike Barbie, instead of having some plastic patch between her legs, Paris actually has what can really only be described as a gaping, acidic pit between her legs from which no man has ever returned.