It's been all of three days since Tila Tequila deleted her Twitter account, and I'm sure those 72 hours without constant self-promotion must have been absolutely draining on her because SHOCKER! She's back on Twitter. Whoopee. Because the world desperately needs to hear the ramblings of a delusional Wishing Troll, right?

Dang... I guess I'm back! LOL Yes this is the real me dumbass....Look at my profile name! LOL

Whoa Twitter world feels so strange without all my followers. LOL HELLOOOOO! Is anyone here??? *Echoes*

Dont tell anyone I made a secret page ok?? Get the media & haters away from me! They like leeches! (Source)

Hmmmmm...Just a thought here, but if you didn't want the "media & haters" to get a hold of your Twitter page, perhaps naming it "TheRealTila" might not have been the best idea. Or plastering your image all over the fucking place. Or typing like a twelve-year-old girl beaten with the stupid stick. But then again, I never had my own fake-reality-dating show on MTV, so what do I know?