Snooki from "Jersery Shore," despite just signing on to Season Two of the show which will keep her in stromboli for years to come and despite basically being Danny DeVito in a wig, is shopping around nude photos and a nude video of herself. There's just not enough cringing in the world right now.

The stills and video leave nothing to the imagination, as she is wearing only a smile. In one photo she is in her bedroom, on her knees, with one hand on the ground and the other holding the rail of the bed frame . She is looking at the camera with her head tilted slightly. Her spot-it-anywhere fingernail polish is plainly visible. Another shot is too graphic to describe. (Source)

The fact that there's a shot "too graphic to describe" fills me with pure terror. Whatever that involves is surely the stuff nightmares are made of. It would be like the photographic equivalent to waffle fries dipped in mayonnaise. Which I may or may not have eaten while I was drunk this weekend, and which will now, going forward, set the standard for "things that are fundamentally a terrible idea."