Now that Snooki is a d-list celebrity, she's doing the whole "Personal Appearance" thing to cash in on some of that sweet, sweet fame. And for those in Chicago, she's appearing at Chicago's Medusa nightclub alongside pornstar/Margaret Cho crushee Ricky Sinz. How embarrassing. Can you getting booked to appear alongside Snooki? What happened Ricky Sinz? You used to be cool man. You used to be cool.

Come celebrate Medusa Saturdays 6 year Anniversary with Snookie from MTV's number one show "Jersey Shore".

Get for a crazy sexy night with Reality Stars, Strippers, Dancers and the hottest male body contest hosted by Snookie herself! She's "Snookin' for Love" will she find it at Medusa's? (Source)

Normally this is where we set up some sort of joke but..."Snookin' For Love"? Really? I think I just barfed a little bit in my mouth right now. No offense, but the idea of Snooki being intimate with anyone just grosses me out. She looks like what would happen if you gave an Oompa-Loompa a dye job, some Bumpits and a $50 gift card to Victoria's Secret. All I can say is, Ricky might want to invest in a bathtub full of penicillin.