What in the hell is this? Seriously, I know this is supposed to be an Armani Underwear commercial starring Megan Fox, but I'm a little confused because the underwear in question is onscreen for about four collective seconds. Seriously, let me recap the commercial for you here: Bring out the wind machine. Shot of Megan's face. Another shot of Megan's face. Quickly pan up Megan's body. Do it again. Then: Megan's face, Megan's face, Megan's face. *Slow Clap*