From the people who thought naming the Apple tablet the "iPad" comes the Lady Gaga Tampon dress! Seriously, she looks I can find her in the same aisle as a box of Maxi Pads and Summer's Eve Douche. On the plus side, not only does it come with an easy applicator, but if there's ever a massive flood in the building and all the doors are locked, Lady Gaga is now 50% more absorbent than the leading brand!

And just because I can, her actual performance at The Brit Awards yesterday after the jump: